Age that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit.
Corporation: an ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.
Marriage: a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves - making in all two.