Bill Vaughan

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

age


Bill Vaughan

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

business


Bill Vaughan

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

education


Bill Vaughan

Muscles come and go flab lasts.

fitness


Bill Vaughan

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

funny


Bill Vaughan

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

happiness


Bill Vaughan

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.

home


Bill Vaughan

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

money


Bill Vaughan

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

money


Bill Vaughan

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.

movies


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