Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

age


Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

anniversary


Doug Larson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

best


Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

car


Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

change


Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

computers


Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

experience


Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

friendship


Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

gardening


Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

happiness


Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

home


Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

humor


Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

learning


Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

learning


Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

marriage


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