Popular Quotes from Great Minds

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.

Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.

Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.