Tom Lehrer
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
age
When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
food
My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.
friendship
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
funny