Lily Tomlin

Remember we're all in this alone.

alone


Lily Tomlin

We're all in this alone.

alone


Lily Tomlin

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

best


Lily Tomlin

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

failure


Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

funny


Lily Tomlin

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

funny


Lily Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

funny


Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

god


Lily Tomlin

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

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Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

home


Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

imagination


Lily Tomlin

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

love


Lily Tomlin

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

money


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