O. Henry

If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

alone

O. Henry

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

alone

O. Henry

Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!

art

O. Henry

Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!

family

O. Henry

If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

funny

O. Henry

Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.

home

O. Henry

Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

life