Zach Galifianakis

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

anger


Zach Galifianakis

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

dad


Zach Galifianakis

I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

famous


Zach Galifianakis

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

funny


Zach Galifianakis

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.

funny


Zach Galifianakis

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.

funny


Zach Galifianakis

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

funny


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