Popular Quotes from Great Minds

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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When angry, count to four when very angry, swear.

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

We have the best government that money can buy.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

I've never let my school interfere with my education.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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