It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is.
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.
There is something terribly morbid in the modern sympathy with pain. One should sympathise with the colour, the beauty, the joy of life. The less said about life's sores the better.
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the whole world kin.
Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is.
There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else.