Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.

age


Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

age


Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

age


Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

family


Ogden Nash

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

funny


Ogden Nash

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

happiness


Ogden Nash

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

happiness


Ogden Nash

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

happiness


Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

home


Ogden Nash

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

hope


Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.

love


Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.

marriage


Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

marriage


Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

men


Ogden Nash

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

money


Ogden Nash

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

money


Ogden Nash

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

morning


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