Bob Hope
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
age
Bob Hope
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
age
Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
age
Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
birthday
Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
funny
Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
funny
Bob Hope
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
funny
Bob Hope
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
happiness
Bob Hope
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
humor
Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
love
Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
love
Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
love
Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
money
Bob Hope
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
money
Bob Hope
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
money