I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.