Steve Martin

All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies

movies


Steve Martin

All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.

movies


Steve Martin

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

architecture


Steve Martin

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

art


Steve Martin

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

art


Steve Martin

There's a lot of thought in art. People get to talk about important things. There's a lot of sex, you know, in art. There's a lot of naked women and men, and there's intrigue, there's fakery. It's a real microcosm of the larger world.

art


Steve Martin

You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.

art


Steve Martin

I'm enamored with the art world. Anytime you look at anything that's considered artistic, there's a commercial world around it: the ballet, opera, any kind of music. It can't exist without it.

art


Steve Martin

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

best


Steve Martin

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

business


Steve Martin

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

business


Steve Martin

When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was.

business


Steve Martin

Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had people come up to me and say, 'We want to remake 'The Jerk' with so and so.' And I say, 'Fine.' It just doesn't bother me. It's an honor actually.

change


Steve Martin

Throughout my whole life, as a performer, I've never played with a band. I've always played alone, so I was never required to stay in rhythm or anything. So it was a real different experience for me to start playing with a band. There were so many basic things for me to learn.

experience


Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

funny


Steve Martin

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

funny


Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

funny


Steve Martin

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

funny


Steve Martin

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

funny


Steve Martin

I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

funny


Steve Martin

Bad psychoanalysis would say I enjoyed pleasing people, working really hard and pleasing people, which is probably related to my father in some way. But I really liked working hard. When I worked at Disneyland, I'd do 12 hours straight and go home thrilled.

home


Steve Martin

I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.

learning


Steve Martin

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

life


Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

money


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