John Cleese

He who laughs most, learns best.

best


John Cleese

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

business


John Cleese

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

change


John Cleese

I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after they've ceased to be of any use to either of you. I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

change


John Cleese

I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to be doing.

family


John Cleese

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

god


John Cleese

I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.

history


John Cleese

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

life


John Cleese

I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.

money


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