I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.