Groucho Marx
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
marriage
Groucho Marx
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
medical
Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
medical
Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
morning