David Letterman

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

business


David Letterman

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

change


David Letterman

There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.

courage


David Letterman

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.

funny


David Letterman

We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.

future


David Letterman

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?

health


David Letterman

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

intelligence


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