Dennis Miller

What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.

business


Dennis Miller

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.

education


Dennis Miller

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.

education


Dennis Miller

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

funny


Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am.

funny


Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

funny


Dennis Miller

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

marriage


Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

marriage


Dennis Miller

I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life.

mom


Dennis Miller

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

money


Dennis Miller

Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.

money


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