Popular Quotes from Great Minds

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.