An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.