Bill Watterson

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

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Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

best


Bill Watterson

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

best


Bill Watterson

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

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Bill Watterson

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

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Bill Watterson

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

cool


Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

dreams


Bill Watterson

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

experience


Bill Watterson

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

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Bill Watterson

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

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Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

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Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

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Bill Watterson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

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