Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

change


Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

design


Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.

experience


Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

god


Kinky Friedman

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

home


Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

marriage


Kinky Friedman

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

money


Kinky Friedman

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

money


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