When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.