My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it's not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We're like other couples. We do not get along perfectly we do not go without arguments and, as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other. But a marriage is three of us.