Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.
I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?
The display of grief makes more demands than grief itself. How few men are sad in their own company.
What I would say to the young men and women who are beset by hopelessness and doubt is that they should go and see what is being done on the ground to fight poverty, not like going to the zoo but to take action, to open their hearts and their consciences.
There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings but none when they are under the influence of imagination.
Most of us women like men, you know it's just that we find them a constant disappointment.
Men think highly of those who rise rapidly in the world whereas nothing rises quicker than dust, straw, and feathers.
If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
Space and light and order. Those are the things that men need just as much as they need bread or a place to sleep.
Men seldom, or rather never for a length of time and deliberately, rebel against anything that does not deserve rebelling against.
If you do not wish a man to do a thing, you had better get him to talk about it for the more men talk, the more likely they are to do nothing else.
The new pope knows that his task is to make the light of Christ shine before men and women of world - not his own light, but that of Christ.
I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'
A little group of willful men, representing no opinion but their own, have rendered the great government of the United States helpless and contemptible.
These people are very unskilled in arms... with 50 men they could all be subjected and made to do all that one wished.
It were a real increase of human happiness, could all young men from the age of nineteen be covered under barrels, or rendered otherwise invisible and there left to follow their lawful studies and callings, till they emerged, sadder and wiser, at the age of twenty-five.
If you have men who will only come if they know there is a good road, I don't want them. I want men who will come if there is no road at all.
I mean, honestly, we have to be clear that the life for many Afghan women is not that much different than it was a hundred years ago, 200 years ago. The country has lived with so much violence and conflict that many people, men and women, just want it to be over.
Memorial Day this year is especially important as we are reminded almost daily of the great sacrifices that the men and women of the Armed Services make to defend our way of life.
The breakdown of the black community, in order to maintain slavery, began with the breakdown of the black family. Men and women were not legally allowed to get married because you couldn't have that kind of love. It might get in the way of the economics of slavery. Your children could be taken from you and literally sold down the river.
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
Men are strong so long as they represent a strong idea they become powerless when they oppose it.
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery: He has not been broken in two by time he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul but his life.
Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted.
The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice their choice!
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
There is a great discovery still to be made in literature, that of paying literary men by the quantity they do not write.
To reform a world, to reform a nation, no wise man will undertake and all but foolish men know, that the only solid, though a far slower reformation, is what each begins and perfects on himself.
No sadder proof can be given by a man of his own littleness than disbelief in great men.
As long as men are free to ask what they must, free to say what they think, free to think what they will, freedom can never be lost and science can never regress.
It is from a weakness and smallness of mind that men are opinionated and we are very loath to believe what we are not able to comprehend.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.