By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children ? Those who’ve never had any.
Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.
All happy families resemble one another. Each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way
As the family goes, so goes the nation and so goes the whole world in which we live.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own
Good products can be sold by honest advertising. If you don’t think the product is good, you have no business to be advertising it.
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages
The greatest discovery of all time is that a person can change his future by merely changing his attitude
He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything
Friendship may, and often does, grow into love, but love never subsides into friendship
Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first
I will tell you how to become rich. Close the doors. Be fearful when others are greedy. Be greedy when others are fearful
Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them
Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the ‘gotta have it’ scale
If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal
It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home
There’s nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country
Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children.