If some great catastrophe is not announced every morning, we feel a certain void. Nothing in the paper today, we sigh.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
For the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: 'If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?' And whenever the answer has been 'No' for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.
When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself.
The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday.
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.
I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning.
After all those years as a woman hearing 'not thin enough, not pretty enough, not smart enough, not this enough, not that enough,' almost overnight I woke up one morning and thought, 'I'm enough.'
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.
I've been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that He doesn't want to just be with you for an hour or two on Sunday morning and then put back in His box to sit there until you have an emergency, but He wants to invade your Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
The light which puts out our eyes is darkness to us. Only that day dawns to which we are awake. There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.
I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls.
In my afternoon walk I would fain forget all my morning occupations and my obligations to society.
And this President wakes up every morning, looks out across America and is proud to announce, 'It could be worse.' It could be worse? Is that what it means to be an American? It could be worse? Of course not. What defines us as Americans is our unwavering conviction that we know it must be better.
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.
I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special.
Burning desire to be or do something gives us staying power - a reason to get up every morning or to pick ourselves up and start in again after a disappointment.
To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning if I did that. I wouldn't be attracted to a man who would cheat on his wife.
I have retired, but if there's anything that would kill me it is to wake up in the morning not knowing what to do.
Mom and Dad were married 64 years. And if you wondered what their secret was, you could have asked the local florist - because every day Dad gave Mom a rose, which he put on her bedside table. That's how she found out what happened on the day my father died - she went looking for him because that morning, there was no rose.
I woke up one morning thinking about wolves and realized that wolf packs function as families. Everyone has a role, and if you act within the parameters of your role, the whole pack succeeds, and when that falls apart, so does the pack.
There's pros and cons of a big church. Cons is I don't get to know everybody, I don't get to go to their ballgame, I don't get to marry everybody, but the pros are you get all this community, 800 ushers come in to serve, getting there at 7 in the morning on their day off and coming in on Saturday to make all those wafers.
We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning.
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'