Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.
To judge from the notions expounded by theologians, one must conclude that God created most men simply with a view to crowding hell.
We must make it clear that a platform of 'I hate gay men and women' is not a way to become president of the United States.
Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture when misfortune comes - A wet sponge at one blow has blurred the painting.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Is it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other?
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
But the problem is that when I go around and speak on campuses, I still don't get young men standing up and saying, 'How can I combine career and family?'
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless craving in the souls of men spurs them to climb, and to seek the mountain view.
As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.
As soon as the land of any country has all become private property, the landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent even for its natural produce.
Women are systematically degraded by receiving the trivial attentions which men think it manly to pay to the sex, when, in fact, men are insultingly supporting their own superiority.
English culture is basically homosexual in the sense that the men only really care about other men.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Men should pledge themselves to nothing for reflection makes a liar of their resolution.
For this equilibrium now in sight, let us trust that mankind, as it has occurred in the greatest periods of its past, will find for itself a new code of ethics, common to all, made of tolerance, of courage, and of faith in the Spirit of men.
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
When men hear women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anymore. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life. Entrenched is awesome.
Ideas devour the ages as men are devoured by their passions. When man is cured, human nature will cure itself perhaps.
Many men are deeply moved by the mere semblance of suffering in a woman they take the look of pain for a sign of constancy or of love.
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
No struggle can ever succeed without women participating side by side with men.
Once men are caught up in an event, they cease to be afraid. Only the unknown frightens men.
I believe there is complete equality between men and women. And I believe those passages in the New Testament, not by Jesus, but by Paul, that say women should not adorn themselves, they should always wear hats or color their hair in church - things like that - I think they are signs of the times and should not apply to modern-day life.
A civilization is built on what is required of men, not on that which is provided for them.
The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses.
The same principles which at first view lead to skepticism, pursued to a certain point, bring men back to common sense.
As long as man continues to be the ruthless destroyer of lower living beings he will never know health or peace. For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other.
I hate this fast growing tendency to chain men to machines in big factories and deprive them of all joy in their efforts - the plan will lead to cheap men and cheap products.
They died hard, those savage men - like wounded wolves at bay. They were filthy, and they were lousy, and they stunk. And I loved them.
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
The chief difference between words and deeds is that words are always intended for men for their approbation, but deeds can be done only for God.
Reasonable men adapt to the world around them unreasonable men make the world adapt to them. The world is changed by unreasonable men.
One can be a brother only in something. Where there is no tie that binds men, men are not united but merely lined up.
Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known.