Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computer and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.
I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.
There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little.
Having a sense of humor has served me more than it has hurt me - just in the sense that it has allowed me to keep my sanity.
Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.
I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.
I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.
It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.
I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and a healthy gold card.
OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.
Confidence is at the root of so many attractive qualities, a sense of humor, a sense of style, a willingness to be who you are no matter what anyone else might think or say and it's true, I do have a certain fondness for women that have dark hair.
Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.