Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?
Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our local and national economies, but their success is central to the well-being of their families.
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Marriage, like money, is still with us and, like money, progressively devalued.
There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.
Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
I very much feel that marriage is a sacrament and that sacrament should extend... to that legal entity of a union between what traditionally in our Western values has been defined as between a man and a woman.
I am the most well-adjusted human being I know. I started out this investigation as a very happy man with a great career. I've got the life people dream about: I am rich, I am famous, I've got a fabulous marriage to an absolutely, spell-bindingly brilliant woman.
I think it's something that needs to be said - that there are interracial marriages out there, and the couples live happy lives, and there's nothing wrong with it.
Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men have done most of the fighting and market work?
Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious - friendship and learning.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
I've had two proposals since I've been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money.
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.
I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage. But when you start playing around with constitutions, just to prohibit somebody who cares about another person, it just seems to me that's not what America's about. Usually, our constitutions expand liberties, they don't contract them.
When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity.
So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship - it's actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.
Experts on romance say for a happy marriage there has to be more than a passionate love. For a lasting union, they insist, there must be a genuine liking for each other. Which, in my book, is a good definition for friendship.
The details surrounding both my marriage and subsequent filing for divorce are private, and I had hoped to keep them that way for the sake of my family.
The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.