William Shakespeare
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
William Shakespeare
When we are born, we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.
William Shakespeare
Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.
William Shakespeare
There are three people in yourself:Who people think you are, Who you think you are, and who you really are.
William Shakespeare
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
William Shakespeare
Go to your bosom; Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know.
William Shakespeare
I wish my horse had the speed of your tongue.
William Shakespeare
What a piece of work is a man!
How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties!
In form and moving, how express and admirable!
In action how like an angel!
In apprehension how like a god!
The beauty of the world!
The paragon of animals!
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
William Shakespeare
I must be cruel only to be kind; Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
William Shakespeare
Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow.
William Shakespeare
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
William Shakespeare
Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
William Shakespeare
Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones.
William Shakespeare
Speak low, if you speak love.
Winston Churchill
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Winston Churchill
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
Winston Churchill
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Winston Churchill
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.
Winston Churchill
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Winston Churchill
Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Winston Churchill
Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.
Winston Churchill
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Winston Churchill
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting.
Winston Churchill
Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.
Will Rogers
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.
Will Rogers
Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.
Will Rogers
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
Will Rogers
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Will Rogers
I never met a man that I didn't like.
Woody Allen
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody Allen
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Woody Allen
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Woody Allen
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
Woody Allen
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Woody Allen
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody Allen
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen
I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Woody Allen
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
Woody Allen
My brain? That's my second favorite organ.
Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.
Woody Allen
The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?