Leacock, Stephen B.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

advertise


Leahy, Frank

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

identity


Barker, Clive

I've always thought that the most extraordinary special effect you could do is to buy a child at the moment of its birth, sit it on a little chair and say, "You'll have three score years and ten," and take a photograph every minute. "And we'll watch you and photograph you for ten years after you die, then we'll run the film." Wouldn't that be extraordinary? We'd watch this thing get bigger and bigger, and flower to become extraordinary and beautiful, then watch it crumble, decay, and rot.

age


Lean, David

You?re a business idea in the shape of a man.

business


Leary, Timothy

My advice to people today is as follows: If you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out.

advice


Lebowitz, Fran

Think before you speak. Read before you think. This will give you something to think about that you didn't make up yourself a wise move at any age, but most especially at seventeen, when you are in the greatest danger of coming to annoying conclusions.

age


Lebowitz, Fran

Should you be a teenager blessed with uncommon good looks, document this state of affairs by the taking of photographs. It is the only way anyone will ever believe you in years to come.

age


Lebowitz, Fran

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

age


Lec, Stanislaw Jerzy

Morality is either a social contract or you have to pay cash.

morals


Lec, Stanislaw Jerzy

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

society


Leech, Archibald

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant... I want to be Cary Grant.

individuality


LeGuin, Ursula

You can't crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them.

change


Lehrer, Tom

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.

age


Leiris, Michael

Dream- a scintillating mirage surrounded by shadows- is essentially poetry

dreams


Leonard, John

In the cellars of the night, when the mind starts moving around old trunks of bad times, the pain of this and the shame of that, the memory of a small boldness is a hand to hold.

boldness


Levent, Oscar

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

happiness


Barrie, James Matthew

Beauty: it's a sort of bloom on a woman. If you have it you don't need to have anything else; and it you don't have it, it doesn't much matter what else you ha

beauty


Barrie, James Matthew

...It's a sort of bloom on a woman. If you have it you don't need to have anything else; and if you don't have it, it doesn't much matter what else you have.

beauty


Levine, Stephen

Go to the truth beyond the mind. Love is the bridge.

inspiration


Lewis, C.S.

It?s so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one.

bore


Lewis, Sinclair

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.

advertise


Lichtenberg, Georg C.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

intelligence


Lilly, John

In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true.

change


Lilly, William

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretch her fingers to touch the heavens.

success


Lincoln, Abraham

The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we mustrise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew.

change


Lincoln, Abraham

The people themselves, and not their servants, can safely reverse their own deliberate decisions.

decision


Lincoln, Abraham

Fourscore and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

freedom


Lincoln, Abraham

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

inspiration


Lincoln, Abraham

Peace will come soon and come to stay, and so come as to be worth keeping in all future time. It will then have to be proved that among free men there can be no successful appeal from the ballot to the bullet, and that they who take such appeal are sure to lose their cases and pay the cost.

peace


Lincoln, Abraham

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

truth


Lincoln, Abraham

Understanding the spirit of our institutions to aim at the elevation of man, I am opposed to whatever tends to degrade them.

understanding


Lindbergh, Charles A.

To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love needs no logic for its missi

love


Lindner, Robert M.

Abroad in the world today is a monstrous falsehood, a consummate fabrication, to which all social agencies have loaned themselves and into which most men, women, and children have been seduced..."the Eleventh Commandment"; for such, indeed, has become the injunction: You Must Adjust.

change


Linkletter, Art

The four stages of man are: Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence and obsolescence.

age


Barrymore, John

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

marriage


Barrymore, John

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

sex


Lippmann, Walter

The opposition is indispensable. A good statesman, like any other sensible human being, always learns more from his opposition than from his fervent supporters.

opposition


Little, M.W.

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you.

success


Livius, Titus

In great straits and when hope is small, the boldest counsels are the safest.

adversity


Livius, Titus

We are a puny and fickle folk. Avarice, hesitation, and following are our diseases.

avarice


Livius, Titus

Such impetuous schemes and boldness are at first sight alluring, but are difficult to handle, and in the result disastrous.

boldness


Livius, Titus

We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them.

fear


Locke, John

The discipline of desire is the background of character.

character


Locke, John

Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge nothing

dreams


Locke, John

All wealth is the product of labor.

wealth


Lombardi, Vince

The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall.

success


Long, Lazarus

By the data to date, there i sonly one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man man himself. So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.

age


Long, Lazarus

Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.

beauty


Long, Sen. Russell

Don't tax me, don't tax thee, tax the man behind the tree!

taxes


Longfellow, Henry Wadsworth

The nearer the dawn the darker the night.

adversity


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