Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.z
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
When humor goes, there goes civilization. ― Erma Bombeck The secret to humor is surprise.
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.